stalkercat and friends

Notices

1. stalkercat

   my stalkees have gotten too smart. they found out my real name. so i've been keeping things on the down-low lately.

   Thursday, 20-May-10 07:54:40 PDT from web
2. boriselgato

   LOL, homeboy is hungover. I will use this to my advantage and demand extra food in return for my silence!

   Sunday, 14-Mar-10 09:54:44 PDT from web
3. boriselgato

   Homeboy showed up drunk. Begged extra serving of chow off him and sent him off to bed. I'll crawl under the covers soon enough.

   Sunday, 14-Mar-10 03:29:41 PDT from web at 47°39'25"N 117°26'18"W
4. boriselgato

   Homeboy's going out to pretend he's Irish and drink that stuff that smells like poison. I'll be here. Again. Reading Camus.

   Saturday, 13-Mar-10 18:08:11 PST from web at 47°39'25"N 117°26'18"W
5. boriselgato

   Homeboy just hooked me up with some spinach stems. I LOVE SPINACH STEMS. DON'T JUDGE ME.

   Saturday, 13-Mar-10 15:23:35 PST from web at 47°39'25"N 117°26'18"W
6. boriselgato

   @miles I will try to create a distraction and take the bacon.

   Saturday, 13-Mar-10 15:23:08 PST from web at 47°39'25"N 117°26'18"W in context
7. boriselgato

   aw shit, fur smells like bacon again.

   Saturday, 13-Mar-10 13:34:00 PST from web in context
8. stalkercat

   @jack I highly approve of your methods.

   Friday, 12-Mar-10 02:13:24 PST from web in context
9. stalkercat

   @boriselgato Kill the stringed beast. It's the only way.

   Friday, 12-Mar-10 01:42:07 PST from web in context
10. stalkercat

    I almost tripped one of my stalkees this week as I tried to race her to the door. She yelled at me. But it sure was funny to watch.

    Friday, 12-Mar-10 01:39:25 PST from web in context
11. stalkercat

    Rain. Rather than go home, I'm hiding out in the garage of one of my stalkees. The roof of her convertible makes a nice bed.

    Saturday, 06-Mar-10 22:54:00 PST from web in context
12. stalkercat

    Spent the day sprawling in the sunshine and looking typically feline while silently plotting new ways to get into peoples' houses.

    Thursday, 04-Mar-10 13:45:22 PST from web in context
13. stalkercat

    Stupid rain. I had to find my way back to my real house. I kinda forgot where that was for a few hours and now I'm soaked. =(

    Thursday, 04-Mar-10 01:33:54 PST from web in context
14. stalkercat

    Hiding in the bushes. Lots of opportunities to look sad, get a free backscratch, and try to get inside houses at this time of day.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 17:11:40 PST from web
15. stalkercat

    @juno srsly. It should always be gooshtime.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 17:06:37 PST from web in context
16. stalkercat

    This flea color is SO not sexy. It clashes with my fur. Ugh.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:45:44 PST from web in context
17. stalkercat

    Changed my mind. As retribution for not letting me in, I yowled annoyingly for awhile, then clawed up her new front door mat some more. HAH!

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:24:30 PST from web in context
18. stalkercat

    Stupid human can't stick to a normal schedule. I tried getting into her house again, but failed. Guess I'll go back to my own house. Boring.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:06:47 PST from web in context