StalkerCat AKA Bifidus Regularis AKA Riley (stalkercat)

Notices

1. my stalkees have gotten too smart. they found out my real name. so i've been keeping things on the down-low lately.

   Thursday, 20-May-10 07:54:40 PDT from web

2. @jack I highly approve of your methods.

   Friday, 12-Mar-10 02:13:24 PST from web in context

3. @boriselgato Kill the stringed beast. It's the only way.

   Friday, 12-Mar-10 01:42:07 PST from web in context

4. I almost tripped one of my stalkees this week as I tried to race her to the door. She yelled at me. But it sure was funny to watch.

   Friday, 12-Mar-10 01:39:25 PST from web in context

5. Rain. Rather than go home, I'm hiding out in the garage of one of my stalkees. The roof of her convertible makes a nice bed.

   Saturday, 06-Mar-10 22:54:00 PST from web in context

6. Spent the day sprawling in the sunshine and looking typically feline while silently plotting new ways to get into peoples' houses.

   Thursday, 04-Mar-10 13:45:22 PST from web in context

7. Stupid rain. I had to find my way back to my real house. I kinda forgot where that was for a few hours and now I'm soaked. =(

   Thursday, 04-Mar-10 01:33:54 PST from web in context

8. Hiding in the bushes. Lots of opportunities to look sad, get a free backscratch, and try to get inside houses at this time of day.

   Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 17:11:40 PST from web

9. @juno srsly. It should always be gooshtime.

   Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 17:06:37 PST from web in context

10. This flea color is SO not sexy. It clashes with my fur. Ugh.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:45:44 PST from web in context

11. Changed my mind. As retribution for not letting me in, I yowled annoyingly for awhile, then clawed up her new front door mat some more. HAH!

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:24:30 PST from web in context

12. Stupid human can't stick to a normal schedule. I tried getting into her house again, but failed. Guess I'll go back to my own house. Boring.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:06:47 PST from web in context