rlparker and friends
Notices
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ZOMG!!! Earth alll shakin' an shit an U R not herez! ZOMG!!! If you die will I ever eat again? ZOMG!!!
Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 09:17:32 PDT from web -
Thankz for leavin' the door open so I can has come home when I want. It was nice out there, but I am glad to be home. I POUNCEZ on U now!!
Monday, 15-Mar-10 17:14:02 PDT from web -
HA! I ESCAPED! I am in UR neighohoodz chattin' up UR neighborz and makin' fiendz! HAVIN' FUNZ! I CAN HJAS FREEDOMZ!!! NOW COMZ CATCH ME!
Monday, 15-Mar-10 11:10:24 PDT from web -
WTF are you sweeping for? I consider the shredded paper all over to be "performance art", you cretin!
Sunday, 14-Mar-10 15:29:31 PDT from web -
HA! I jumpz on top yo' TV, and trash your Roku box, converter, and antenna! I can has attentionz! No TV for you! Play with ME! Take That!
Saturday, 13-Mar-10 04:30:42 PST from web -
Go ahead! Vacuum all you want. I can shred more toilet paper and chew up more foam flip flops as soon as you go to work, or sleep. Whatever!
Monday, 08-Mar-10 19:10:05 PST from web -
Quit your bitchin'! It's my catnip mouse toy, and if I wanna bury it in the cat grass, and then tear up the grass getting to it, so what?
Monday, 08-Mar-10 11:39:30 PST from web -
Don't go to work! Stay here and play with me. Pleeeeeeeeeze!?
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Ok. You were right. It is cold and wet out there. Sorry I ran between your legs out the door, and thanks for capturing me. I think. meh,
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Bastard! Ok, so I was sneaking outside to cat around. No need to slam the door on my head! Is this blood running out of my ears a problem?
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Lazy human finally took my picture for an avatar. I will look bored. He ignored me later, so screw him.
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Take That! I jumpz on UR netbook and landz on Ur USB Drive! OOPS! I didn'tz mean to break the USB port on Ur computer! SooooRRRRRYYYY!
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"Oh sweeet! He left the toilet seat up , the bathroom door open, and his clothes out! Time to make socks and toilet paper soup! YUM!"
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