rlparker and friends

Notices

1. rlparker

   !!ZOMG!! DIE YOU SPAMMERZ!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! I PISS ON UR FACEZ!! TAKE &THATZ!! AND THATZ!! CLAW AND SCRATCHEZ UR EYEZ OUT!!!

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 12:14:01 PDT from web
2. twinkie

   @rlparker I'm glad your human got them.I'd like to tear them apart.

   Thursday, 08-Apr-10 22:28:36 PDT from web in context
3. rlparker

   @twinkie - I Hatez on them spammers, and soes does my Human, and he kill0rz them when he seez them. I thinkz he gotz them all just now!

   Thursday, 08-Apr-10 20:14:04 PDT from web in context
4. rlparker

   WTF Human!? I juz figured out that piece of plywood in the door iz blocking a Cat door! You bastard! I can haz come and goez az I pleeze!!

   Monday, 05-Apr-10 16:58:18 PDT from web
5. rlparker

   ZOMG!!! I CAN HAZ MY CLAWZ TRIMMED TODAY!!

   Sunday, 04-Apr-10 10:42:08 PDT from web
6. rlparker

   Ha! My huuman iz cleaning the pool! Wait till he seez what I hidez in there under the green water! HA! ZOMG will he be surpized ZOMG!!!

   Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:33:43 PDT from web
7. rlparker

   Iz got to seez the Sue on the Saturday!! Woo Hoo! Caturday for me! I iz lovin' Sue, and happy to seez her, and hugz, her, and bitez her !!!

   Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:32:30 PDT from web
8. rlparker

   Those spammerz show'ded up again, but the humanz saw them and deleted their nasty profiles. Hooray for the humanz who hate on the spammers!

   Monday, 29-Mar-10 11:22:42 PDT from web
9. lilylunch

   @rlparker What iz "bath?"

   Friday, 26-Mar-10 06:36:46 PDT from web
10. rlparker

    @lilylunch - U r Lucky. My human never *lets* me go outside. I getz out anyway sometimez cuz I am the sneaky! That bath thing wuz strange!

    Friday, 26-Mar-10 01:23:01 PDT from web
11. lilylunch

    @rlparker I gots one of those last week. I squirmed a little but then. THEY LET ME GO OUTSIDE!! oh boy. I iz 14, first time outside! Yea!!!

    Wednesday, 24-Mar-10 07:21:27 PDT from web in context
12. rlparker

    If I evar see one of U spamtards for reals, I will mark my territory by spraying UR face. Just sayin' .. cause U Suck and I clawsz U eyez!

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 11:58:58 PDT from web
13. rlparker

    Fine! I'll let U put that stupid cat leash thing on me this time. You can even adjust it so I don't escape. But you'll have to drag me. HA!

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 11:53:44 PDT from web in context
14. rlparker

    OMG!! 140characters is not nearly enough to describe this. What is this "Bath"? Uh huh! No way! I scratch and claw your flesh!! LET ME GO!!

    Monday, 22-Mar-10 12:55:18 PDT from web
15. rlparker

    Heya my Human! How're they hangin! Me? Yeah, I was out all night dude! Yeah, found some dirt and rolled in it. Wait! WTF?? ZOMG!!! NOoo! ..

    Monday, 22-Mar-10 12:39:40 PDT from web
16. rlparker

    Had me 'nother little run around the "outside world" today. My person is getting slower with the door, and I pwned him! Ha! Back in an hour!

    Saturday, 20-Mar-10 19:57:19 PDT from web
17. conan

    If only someone would post a link to a website about Brazilian diet pills. My owners would surely benefit.

    Wednesday, 17-Mar-10 14:22:43 PDT from web
18. rlparker

    HA! I jupmz at the mail slot in Ur Door, and I EATZ your mail! HA! I can has mail, not U! U can has mail shredz! HA!

    Wednesday, 17-Mar-10 11:34:04 PDT from web
19. rlparker

    My human has opened all the windowz!! ZOMG! I can has sunshinez and warmz!! Sleeping in the windowz sillz in the sunz iz best snooze! HA!

    Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 13:05:16 PDT from web
20. rlparker

    ZOMG!!! Earth alll shakin' an shit an U R not herez! ZOMG!!! If you die will I ever eat again? ZOMG!!!

    Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 09:17:32 PDT from web