pthearmybratcat and friends

Notices

1. rlparker

   @twinkie! Happy Birthday, and Iz sorry 'boutz thoze spammerz. My human gotz a bunch of them today though. I thinkz nowz is goodz!

   Saturday, 24-Apr-10 17:37:47 PDT from web in context
2. rlparker

   @snickers - ZOMG!! Thankz for that link for @sookie ! I can has lotz of likez for that! My human has likez for it too! U iz a good dog!!

   Friday, 23-Apr-10 12:43:21 PDT from web
3. rlparker

   HA! zo human left sock drawerz open aginz! PARTY! Sockz is here, sockz iz there! SOCKZ IZ EVERYWHEREZ!! I can haz sockz funz! Life iz goodz!

   Friday, 23-Apr-10 09:22:57 PDT from web
4. rlparker

   HA! Iz knockz my humanz water class off of hiz nightztand twoz timez !! He yellz, fillz it up, and I knockz it off againz! HA! I am funz!!

   Thursday, 22-Apr-10 11:28:00 PDT from web
5. rlparker

   @sookie Thaz nice! Makez me has purrz to hearz thiz! Happy Cat is the me now! Sleepz for me!

   Tuesday, 20-Apr-10 09:19:32 PDT from web in context
6. rlparker

   @jackie -WHEREZ? My human gotz and killedz a bunch of themz ratz bastardz yesterday. Did he miss one? Tell me who he iz, and we killz him!

   Tuesday, 20-Apr-10 08:55:40 PDT from web
7. rlparker

   ZOMG!! Iz can haz head smushed in the door againz trying to boltz outsidez!! Doez a Lopzided head makez me lookz less the sexy?? ZOMG!!

   Sunday, 18-Apr-10 20:01:15 PDT from web
8. rlparker

   @tiger-Myz Human jus' bannedz 6 of those spammerz ratz bastardz. We hatez on them too!!

   Saturday, 17-Apr-10 09:35:43 PDT from web
9. rlparker

   GROWLZZ! BItez U Human spammerz trash. Die!! Wez hatez on you and don't carez 'boutz what U sayz!! Human dating and campz! You suckz! I Kill

   Friday, 16-Apr-10 09:23:12 PDT from web in context
10. rlparker

    OH Boyz!!! New foam "flip-flop" human shoez thingz fer me to chewz on!! Thankz!!

    Sunday, 11-Apr-10 11:09:22 PDT from web
11. rlparker

    @twinkie, theyz spammer come from under the nasty rockz! And from Humanz thatz have the sex with their sisterz! My human smushez them!

    Sunday, 11-Apr-10 09:02:29 PDT from web
12. rlparker

    BYEZ @BRANDY YOUZ SPAMMING BITCH!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! @twinke and @olivia AR COMING FOR YOUZ! RUNZ FAST!!! BET THE HUMANZ GETZ YOUR FIRST!!

    Friday, 09-Apr-10 17:24:35 PDT from web
13. rlparker

    !!ZOMG!! DIE YOU SPAMMERZ!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! I PISS ON UR FACEZ!! TAKE &THATZ!! AND THATZ!! CLAW AND SCRATCHEZ UR EYEZ OUT!!!

    Friday, 09-Apr-10 12:14:01 PDT from web
14. rlparker

    @twinkie - I Hatez on them spammers, and soes does my Human, and he kill0rz them when he seez them. I thinkz he gotz them all just now!

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 20:14:04 PDT from web in context
15. pthearmybratcat

    The two female humans I live with threatened to dress my like a bunny on Sunday. It's a good thing they didn't, they'd be hurting!

    Monday, 05-Apr-10 22:37:46 PDT from web at 36°7'5"N 95°48'50"W
16. rlparker

    WTF Human!? I juz figured out that piece of plywood in the door iz blocking a Cat door! You bastard! I can haz come and goez az I pleeze!!

    Monday, 05-Apr-10 16:58:18 PDT from web
17. rlparker

    ZOMG!!! I CAN HAZ MY CLAWZ TRIMMED TODAY!!

    Sunday, 04-Apr-10 10:42:08 PDT from web
18. rlparker

    Ha! My huuman iz cleaning the pool! Wait till he seez what I hidez in there under the green water! HA! ZOMG will he be surpized ZOMG!!!

    Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:33:43 PDT from web
19. rlparker

    Iz got to seez the Sue on the Saturday!! Woo Hoo! Caturday for me! I iz lovin' Sue, and happy to seez her, and hugz, her, and bitez her !!!

    Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:32:30 PDT from web
20. rlparker

    Those spammerz show'ded up again, but the humanz saw them and deleted their nasty profiles. Hooray for the humanz who hate on the spammers!

    Monday, 29-Mar-10 11:22:42 PDT from web