Ozzie Cat (ozzie)
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In an attempt to disgust and repulse these oppressors, I induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
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DAY 761 Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while walking almost succeeded, must try at the top of the stairs.
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The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
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DAY 752 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
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