conan and friends

Notices

1. conan

   Last night my humans tried to make me beg for food. Beg! I am not a dog. Dogs are the worst. If this keeps up something bad will happen.

   Monday, 08-Mar-10 15:08:45 PST from web in context
2. conan

   @ceilingcat What is denting?

   Monday, 08-Mar-10 12:25:04 PST from web in context
3. conan

   What to do, what to do. Guess I'll just sit here and lick my asshole for two minutes straight.

   Friday, 05-Mar-10 14:18:52 PST from web in context
4. conan

   @sanspoof Tell your owner to post on Facebook more.

   Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:19:50 PST from web at 33°46'26"N 117°56'29"W in context
5. birdling

   @brett I can summon dogs at will. And whip them into a cat-eating frenzy. Be told. WARK!

   Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 11:20:30 PST from web in context
6. conan

   Sometimes I just like to pee on the carpet for no reason. I know there's sand in a box over there, but fuck that.

   Tuesday, 02-Mar-10 14:54:07 PST from web in context
7. conan

   The doorbell just rang and scared the shit out of me. I'm not even joking - it woke me up and I fell off the couch.

   Tuesday, 02-Mar-10 14:52:34 PST from web in context
8. conan

   Just hacked up some hair. Oh what like you've never done it?

   Tuesday, 02-Mar-10 14:51:30 PST from web in context
9. conan

   Just hangin'. Licking my feet and whatnot.

   Tuesday, 02-Mar-10 14:50:25 PST from web in context