conan and friends

Notices

  1. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    @lilylunch - U r Lucky. My human never *lets* me go outside. I getz out anyway sometimez cuz I am the sneaky! That bath thing wuz strange!

    Friday, 26-Mar-10 01:23:01 PDT from web
  2. Isabelle isaboo

    HELLO

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 20:45:14 PDT from web at 34°4'26"N 118°23'56"W
  3. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    If I evar see one of U spamtards for reals, I will mark my territory by spraying UR face. Just sayin' .. cause U Suck and I clawsz U eyez!

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 11:58:58 PDT from web
  4. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    Fine! I'll let U put that stupid cat leash thing on me this time. You can even adjust it so I don't escape. But you'll have to drag me. HA!

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 11:53:44 PDT from web in context
  5. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    OMG!! 140characters is not nearly enough to describe this. What is this "Bath"? Uh huh! No way! I scratch and claw your flesh!! LET ME GO!!

    Monday, 22-Mar-10 12:55:18 PDT from web
  6. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    Heya my Human! How're they hangin! Me? Yeah, I was out all night dude! Yeah, found some dirt and rolled in it. Wait! WTF?? ZOMG!!! NOoo! ..

    Monday, 22-Mar-10 12:39:40 PDT from web
  7. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    Had me 'nother little run around the "outside world" today. My person is getting slower with the door, and I pwned him! Ha! Back in an hour!

    Saturday, 20-Mar-10 19:57:19 PDT from web
  8. Isabelle isaboo

    isaboo!

    Wednesday, 17-Mar-10 16:23:02 PDT from web at 34°4'26"N 118°23'56"W
  9. Conan D. Catterton conan

    If only someone would post a link to a website about Brazilian diet pills. My owners would surely benefit.

    Wednesday, 17-Mar-10 14:22:43 PDT from web
  10. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    HA! I jupmz at the mail slot in Ur Door, and I EATZ your mail! HA! I can has mail, not U! U can has mail shredz! HA!

    Wednesday, 17-Mar-10 11:34:04 PDT from web
  11. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    My human has opened all the windowz!! ZOMG! I can has sunshinez and warmz!! Sleeping in the windowz sillz in the sunz iz best snooze! HA!

    Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 13:05:16 PDT from web
  12. Sanspoof sanspoof

    @conan As they say, dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

    Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 11:53:39 PDT from web in context
  13. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    ZOMG!!! Earth alll shakin' an shit an U R not herez! ZOMG!!! If you die will I ever eat again? ZOMG!!!

    Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 09:17:32 PDT from web
  14. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    Thankz for leavin' the door open so I can has come home when I want. It was nice out there, but I am glad to be home. I POUNCEZ on U now!!

    Monday, 15-Mar-10 17:14:02 PDT from web
  15. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    HA! I ESCAPED! I am in UR neighohoodz chattin' up UR neighborz and makin' fiendz! HAVIN' FUNZ! I CAN HJAS FREEDOMZ!!! NOW COMZ CATCH ME!

    Monday, 15-Mar-10 11:10:24 PDT from web
  16. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    WTF are you sweeping for? I consider the shredded paper all over to be "performance art", you cretin!

    Sunday, 14-Mar-10 15:29:31 PDT from web
  17. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    HA! I jumpz on top yo' TV, and trash your Roku box, converter, and antenna! I can has attentionz! No TV for you! Play with ME! Take That!

    Saturday, 13-Mar-10 04:30:42 PST from web
  18. Rufus rufus

    @troy I don't think so?

    Thursday, 11-Mar-10 14:04:57 PST from web in context
  19. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    Go ahead! Vacuum all you want. I can shred more toilet paper and chew up more foam flip flops as soon as you go to work, or sleep. Whatever!

    Monday, 08-Mar-10 19:10:05 PST from web
  20. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Last night my humans tried to make me beg for food. Beg! I am not a dog. Dogs are the worst. If this keeps up something bad will happen.

    Monday, 08-Mar-10 15:08:45 PST from web in context
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