conan and friends

Notices

1. rlparker

   @jackie -WHEREZ? My human gotz and killedz a bunch of themz ratz bastardz yesterday. Did he miss one? Tell me who he iz, and we killz him!

   Tuesday, 20-Apr-10 08:55:40 PDT from web
2. rlparker

   ZOMG!! Iz can haz head smushed in the door againz trying to boltz outsidez!! Doez a Lopzided head makez me lookz less the sexy?? ZOMG!!

   Sunday, 18-Apr-10 20:01:15 PDT from web
3. rlparker

   @tiger-Myz Human jus' bannedz 6 of those spammerz ratz bastardz. We hatez on them too!!

   Saturday, 17-Apr-10 09:35:43 PDT from web
4. rlparker

   GROWLZZ! BItez U Human spammerz trash. Die!! Wez hatez on you and don't carez 'boutz what U sayz!! Human dating and campz! You suckz! I Kill

   Friday, 16-Apr-10 09:23:12 PDT from web in context
5. rlparker

   OH Boyz!!! New foam "flip-flop" human shoez thingz fer me to chewz on!! Thankz!!

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 11:09:22 PDT from web
6. rlparker

   @twinkie, theyz spammer come from under the nasty rockz! And from Humanz thatz have the sex with their sisterz! My human smushez them!

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 09:02:29 PDT from web
7. rlparker

   BYEZ @BRANDY YOUZ SPAMMING BITCH!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! @twinke and @olivia AR COMING FOR YOUZ! RUNZ FAST!!! BET THE HUMANZ GETZ YOUR FIRST!!

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 17:24:35 PDT from web
8. rlparker

   !!ZOMG!! DIE YOU SPAMMERZ!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! I PISS ON UR FACEZ!! TAKE &THATZ!! AND THATZ!! CLAW AND SCRATCHEZ UR EYEZ OUT!!!

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 12:14:01 PDT from web
9. rlparker

   @twinkie - I Hatez on them spammers, and soes does my Human, and he kill0rz them when he seez them. I thinkz he gotz them all just now!

   Thursday, 08-Apr-10 20:14:04 PDT from web in context
10. rlparker

    WTF Human!? I juz figured out that piece of plywood in the door iz blocking a Cat door! You bastard! I can haz come and goez az I pleeze!!

    Monday, 05-Apr-10 16:58:18 PDT from web
11. snickers

    Allows nice to have a few !dogs in the house!

    Sunday, 04-Apr-10 18:34:34 PDT from web at 35°5'6"N 106°39'7"W
12. rlparker

    ZOMG!!! I CAN HAZ MY CLAWZ TRIMMED TODAY!!

    Sunday, 04-Apr-10 10:42:08 PDT from web
13. miles

    noooooo! !dogs help! hide me quick, it's almost bath time!

    Wednesday, 31-Mar-10 21:07:14 PDT from web at 40°6'51"N 88°13'59"W
14. snickers

    Any other !dogs live alone?

    Wednesday, 31-Mar-10 13:57:26 PDT from web at 35°41'13"N 105°56'16"W
15. rlparker

    Ha! My huuman iz cleaning the pool! Wait till he seez what I hidez in there under the green water! HA! ZOMG will he be surpized ZOMG!!!

    Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:33:43 PDT from web
16. rlparker

    Iz got to seez the Sue on the Saturday!! Woo Hoo! Caturday for me! I iz lovin' Sue, and happy to seez her, and hugz, her, and bitez her !!!

    Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:32:30 PDT from web
17. rlparker

    Those spammerz show'ded up again, but the humanz saw them and deleted their nasty profiles. Hooray for the humanz who hate on the spammers!

    Monday, 29-Mar-10 11:22:42 PDT from web
18. rlparker

    @lilylunch - U r Lucky. My human never *lets* me go outside. I getz out anyway sometimez cuz I am the sneaky! That bath thing wuz strange!

    Friday, 26-Mar-10 01:23:01 PDT from web
19. isaboo

    HELLO

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 20:45:14 PDT from web at 34°4'26"N 118°23'56"W
20. rlparker

    If I evar see one of U spamtards for reals, I will mark my territory by spraying UR face. Just sayin' .. cause U Suck and I clawsz U eyez!

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 11:58:58 PDT from web