bruiser and friends

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1. twinkie

   @olivia McDonald's burgers are plastic. I don't know why mom got mad. The baby humans that come over eat them..why do I get in trouble.

   Monday, 12-Apr-10 09:10:13 PDT from web in context
2. twinkie

   Trouble ate a plastic hamburger. I drop out of obedience school how am I to know it's not real looks like a McDonald's Patty.

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 15:05:35 PDT from web
3. twinkie

   I'll guard the refrigerator for treats. But I'll tear apart the spammers for free just need to sniff to find where they're coming from.

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 07:25:35 PDT from web
4. twinkie

   I heard weekend..why'd the human leave

   Saturday, 10-Apr-10 14:20:51 PDT from web
5. twinkie

   Right now I'll go in my bed and pout. Need to plan my attack.

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 21:10:12 PDT from web
6. twinkie

   That human came home with mom he calls me little girl and not princess. I need to learn to be an attack princess. Can someone teach me.

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 21:07:35 PDT from web
7. twinkie

   Thinking a way to attack those spammers. We have juicy farts..claws and I'm going to piss on their computer

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 16:53:27 PDT from web
8. twinkie

   Trying to get mom out of bed. Why does she pushing my licker away. Is it the morning breath hers isn't the best.

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 06:04:57 PDT from web
9. twinkie

   @rlparker I'm glad your human got them.I'd like to tear them apart.

   Thursday, 08-Apr-10 22:28:36 PDT from web in context
10. twinkie

    Spammers are back....ggrrrrlll. I'd like to tear them apart.

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 15:15:49 PDT from web
11. twinkie

    @goldie I don't know what taxes are either, but mom says I should be a deduction. What's a deduction? Am I going somewhere?

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 07:50:57 PDT from web in context
12. twinkie

    @goldie Swim to my house I would like to eat you oh I mean meet you.

    Wednesday, 07-Apr-10 21:07:58 PDT from web in context
13. twinkie

    Yea..the human should come over more often...he got rid of those annoying spammers. Maybe he'll give me human food. I heard the word dinner.

    Wednesday, 07-Apr-10 21:04:01 PDT from web
14. twinkie

    Bye Bye spammers....you're out of here.

    Wednesday, 07-Apr-10 20:55:47 PDT from web
15. twinkie

    Found one Easter egg but no wabbit. Would rather have the wabbit. Hid the egg and can't find it. Doesn't the wabbit bring the egg?

    Sunday, 04-Apr-10 22:15:22 PDT from web
16. twinkie

    @scampmaxwell you have to steal and run and hide. Can't understand just trying to help the human from obesity. So ungrateful.

    Thursday, 25-Mar-10 18:18:45 PDT from web in context
17. twinkie

    @jackie mom going take me to the Doc tomorrow. Vomitted again this morning. Haven't eaten all week. Hate doctors. Hope you feel better.

    Thursday, 25-Mar-10 06:18:54 PDT from web in context
18. twinkie

    @jackie Hope you feel better. I had that also. I'm still not eating good. But I feel better.

    Wednesday, 24-Mar-10 23:03:31 PDT from web in context
19. twinkie

    What's this thing called work? She keeps saying she's going there? Would I like it? Why doesn't she take me?

    Wednesday, 24-Mar-10 07:30:28 PDT from web
20. twinkie

    Love it when I get my way. Dinner in mom's bed. What a sucker she is....ha ha. What can I demand next....hmmmm! Ill sleep on it.

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 23:04:00 PDT from web